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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 23:48
Still no good.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The Highest Prices You Can Get For Pokémon TCG's Destined Rivals - Kotaku
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the best sunscreen recommended by dermatologists in India for oily skin?
No go.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Scientists have discovered 'third state' between life and death - WKRC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
China Rare-Earth Magnet Maker Gets Green Light for US Exports - Bloomberg
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
New Covid strain hits holiday hotspots as three new symptoms flagged - Cork Beo
Everyone loved it.
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
SpaceX marks 500th Falcon launch with Starlink 11-22 Mission - Teslarati
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Scientists discover a 33-foot Jurassic giant, twice as big as its cousin - Earth.com
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks